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ONTD Muse stands for Oh No ThermoDynamics

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Name:
2012: A Muse Odyssey
Location:
Cydonia
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
Description:
The Church of Christ Wolstenholme and his Two Ambiguously Gay Apostles



ONTD_MUSE
we are always fashion forward
in short
An online community dedicated to tracking and kidnapping of Bellamy, Howard, and Wolstenbeast in order to turn them into our personal sex slaves ... We mean, a spin-off of ohnotheydidnt focused around the band known as Muse.

rules
· We don't have any crazy rules but it would be nice if you did follow these .
· trolls will be banned, and spammed with dom/chris porn ... no, really, we know were to find some.
· good-natured teasing of the boys is acceptable, totally okay in our books, and encouraged, often and at all times.
· If your post has more than one picture/video/etc, please use lj-cuts! We want to keep our page clean and our post readable.
· intro posts not needed. Just jump in!
· Whatever your opinion it is of Kate + Matt, please no wank about it here. That's why we have musegossip for :)
· ABSOLUTELY NO PAPARAZZI PICTURES OF THE BAND OR THEIR CHILDREN. This is imperative.
· Use our tag system! That way we keep posts organized and create easy access to relive glorious past days.
· do not crosspost icons here. there are plenty of other communities for that.
· Other type of posts we dont like: twilight. We know its author has a thing for muse, and it led to the creation to most horrible love ballad in the planet, but please, we dont want drama about it.
· MOST IMPORTANTLY: keep the community alive! Post about anything within the rules and have fun! The community stays alive as long as we all keep posting and keep commenting.
testimonials
· flowerings: "before the creation of ontd_muse, i was suffering from the costly ebola virus. one month later, i am like a brand new person."
· googleit6: "Matt Bellamy, with the help of ONTD_Muse has left my mind permanently in the gutter, thank you very much. I will never become a proper, functioning member of society because of this board, Muse, and a few other unsavory things, and I couldn't be more pleased about that."
· spiralstatic3: "I am no longer constipated after the creation of ontd_muse. I shit myself with laughter on a daily basis."
· skycaze: "Ontd_muse gives me the peace and joy in my mind. Now I won't settle for less!"
· oneminutecloser: "Let's just say I was not feeling good, glorious, invincible, or blissful. I was so agitated that I hid in a cave and drank away my sobriety, endlessly making micro cuts in my wrists and wishing I could escape my unintended hysteria and fury. I was falling away into a supermassive black hole until the long overdue ontd_muse came into my world and I loved it so much that I just wanted to hold it in my arms like a new born."
· syntheticjesso: "The best day of my life was the day that ONTD_Muse came into my cave. And by "cave" I mean "heart". What did you think I meant?"
· noir7: ontd_muse lets me vent my spamming tendencies so that I don't spam other communities with my Muse love. No, wait. Nevermind. ontd_muse makes my spamming tendencies worse. Hahahahah!!
· milly93: "Once upon a time, I was lost in a forest of internet terror called the .mu boards. But suddenly... a shining beacon of hope appeared in the midst of insanity! That shining beacon, manifesting in the form of a sparkly red guitar, was ontd_muse."
· miss_ariake: "Just sayin', ontd_Magnificent Utopian Sexy Excellence"
· Dominic Howard: "Until ontd_muse my homosexuality was always an unspoken truth. Now it's a spoken truth. Thanks ontd_muse for helping me out myself."

tag lines
· ontd_muse: Museing every piece of crap from 2007.
· ontd_muse: You mean, there are other celebrities in the world?
· ontd_muse: You mean, Dom didn't do it?
· ontd_muse: Just admit it Dom. We all know it's true.
· ontd_muse: they know.
· ontd_muse: they need to be taken out.

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